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COOL AND SWAG THINGS:

  • industrial goth my beloved
  • i talked about this in my abt but the scene is just SO COOL!! also music 1000/10 def

  • computers
  • my one true love... i basically live on my laptop mwhehehe. everything about them are just so sexy and swag !!! mwah mwah

  • 90s / 2000s web design
  • fuck the modern web design sphere for real. i love how clunky shit used to look !!! no clean interfaces just stuff on a page.

  • persona 5
  • one of my fave video games of all time. i love it so fucking much i even had a hyperfix on it hehehe. also futaba sakura is basically just me but a girl.

  • world of warcraft
  • my second fave videogame. its changed so much since Cata when i first started playing and its had some bad expansions but overall its so fun hehe. also nostalgia for me bc my mom played it a lot growing up

  • comics !!!!
  • THEY ARE JUST SO SWAG MWAH !!!! they're usually a lot more diverse than tv shows/movies (looking at you, mcu....) and they're so fun !! ofc theres shitty comics but i just do not read those <3. my favorite comics of all time are journey into mystery (kieron gillen, one of my fave authors in general), agent of asgard (al ewing, GENDERFLUID BI LOKI MY BELOVED !!!!), the wicked + the divine (kieron gillen again), saga (brian k vaughan, on hiatus rip) and ofc Johnny the Homicidal Maniac !!! (jhonen vasquez ofc). also Lenore (roman dirge) <3 <3 <3

  • it / its pronouns
  • unpopular op outside the tranz teenager hemisphere but they are just so fucking based. i love using them for myself and ppl using them for me it really makes me feel like someones recognizing me for the Alien Researcher Disguised As A Human i often feel like i am. (/lh)

  • neopronouns in general.
  • "wahh wahh making trans ppl look bad waah waah" im not going to accuse anyone of being a cis bootlicker bc being trans is fucking hard (i've been out for 4 years and known for 6 so like. i def know from the transmasc side and its even worse for transfems/women) but like. if you watch blaire white's debate (link here to a big joel vid abt it bc hes cool) you'll quickly realize that even the super passing trans people are absolutely fucking hated. you can't fucking model minority your way out of discrimination.

    anyway the english language is made up. like we made it up omfg it can change. its just a combination of sounds. also you actually do not have to care about people using words they like. and sure, a good amount of people who use neos are cringe but like. all children are cringe as fuck its not their pronouns

  • death and g0re but in a sexy hot medical way not an r/watchpeopledie way
  • [disclaimer that im not going to hurt anyone or anything, im just a weird nerd i swear.]

    wack subject but its just so interesting to me ??? like how the organs and tissues work together and how they suddenly don't and how certain things cause certain effects,,, like if i wasn't going into tech i would def be a forensic pathologist i just find the whole of it so interesting !!! i like going on this subreddit medicalgore (search it urself if you're curious) which has a lot of self-posts of their injuries and how they happened. its so interesting seeing all the organs and espec when ppl post healing stuff. i also like this one instagram acc called @anatomy_and_the_dead where he goes into detail abt "why x organ looks like that" and causes of death.

  • shitty fucked up musician males
  • okay this definitely ties in with my male manipulator lover bullshit and the fact i used to listen to really shitty bands. but please be mean to me actually and do fun cool destructive shit this uwu shit is boring. (but at the same time I get why this is not popular - these men 99% of the time have terrible bigoted views and that is ofc fucked up) but like damn!!! at least make 3 albums about how much you hate the modern day bush equivalent or smth lolz

  • cybergoths
  • these mfs get their own section because it's one of my fave looks ever. the dance is just so mwah. also hot sexy music fr. like suicide commando, eisenfunk, noisuf-x are all my beloveds.

  • german and czech languages <3
  • german is just such a nice language. i hate when ppl say its an angry language like some ppl can be so nice and soft >:( they just have rough tones. also i grew up listening to it in my music hehehe. i also love czech but its because its pure nostalgia. my grandparents speak it super fluently and i grew up around an area of heavy czech immigration.

  • my cat !!!
  • he has peed on so much of my stuff (including my laptop....) so its definitely the brain worms here but hes such a cutie !!! mwehehehe. hes also super fucking stupid and its hilarious he has no brain in that skull...its basically just trash like GIR.

  • leftist degeneracy
  • being an ancom troon (and a fag ofc) was the best thing that ever happened to me actually. even tho obviously i absolutely fucking hate being dysphoric and getting called a woman by nearly everyone irl, being trans is based as fuck. love the discussions we get to have about gender and shit. also we've just survived so fucking much as a community its absolutely based. i can't say much on my sexuality because it affects me way less but mwah.

  • my job (obvious bragging below)
  • my job is legit so swag i love it. i work for my former mentor from hs helping to code a website she's working on with a lawyer to create easy to fill out legal documents for things like medical power of attorney (essentially allowing someone to okay medical procedures if you can't, allowing u to get treatment). it gives me a good chunk of coding knowledge for wesbite development such as React, SQL, and Javascript. also she's ridiciously flexible with hours. like i've had several times i've had to ask to meet later or smth and she was super cool about it. also i legit get paid $15 an hour to just code shit.

    FUCK THESE THINGS IN PARTICULAR:

  • obvious but racist/ homophobic / transphobic / antisemitic shit.
  • and fuck mfs who spread that shit fr

  • mfs who subscribe to the horseshoe theory
  • as both a leftist and someone who hangs out in leftist spaces this theory sucks ass. it's kept up by mfs whose only knowledge of left-wing theory is marxism-leninism (which fucking sucks !!! ruined communism fr) or china. any mf who actually knows about anarchism as a political theory or even socialism to an extent realises that equating the two ends is dumb as hell. the real problem is that anyone regardless of political affilation is suceptible to authoritarianism and elements of fascism.

  • those bitches who constantly watch gore and have to show people it for some reason cause theyre SO EDGY AND COOL !!!
  • look as i state on the other side i like gore but don't be a fucking wackass. like these are real people who are DYING ???? show some respect. also anyone who sends gore to people or tricks people into watching it is absolute scum. not everyone is fucking interested in that and scaring people for the lulz is so fucking shitty.

  • modern web design and the abandonment of user creativity
  • i think tumblr is the last popular social media (and its honestly small now) that has the ability to fully customize your page. the only customization you get on most social media is just your pfp and a bio. like wtf ???? we used to have full blown HTML layouts. and i know some of it is the rise of phones but at least some color themes !!! like if tumblr can make like 10 different color themes for its mobile app along with being able to change the page color, font, and text color on ur page all these other social media apps can follow suit. FUCK THE MODERN WEB AND ITS ACCURSED MODERN-NESS !!

  • over-positivity (like that "you are loved!!" bullshit)
  • this is probably a mixture of being bullied as a kid and my ultra-cynism during a crucial time in my development but i just Do Not Like It. I would much rather mfs be mean to me instead of hitting me with this lovey-dovey bullshit that feels fake as fuck (even when it isn't). obviously i recognize some ppl are naturally bubbly and positive but i'm a grumpy old bastard. (dont take this too seriously if u are actually just very positive)

  • white liberals, particularly rich white liberals
  • FUCKING GENTRIFIERS !!! they'll come in and wash all the culture of the spots they move into and turn in into some replica of everywhere else they've touched. [PLACE IN THE CITY NEAR ME] used to have so much fucking culture and was a hotspot for the gay community until they started coming in and pushed everyone else out. now its fucking boring and the only good things in that spot are the resale shops and the cool donut shop. also they'll really just make the fakest fucking #activism posts and then do nothing to help minorities. :/

  • the american government (also like. every other govt but america is particularly bad)
  • GAH democrats are practically the same most the time as republicans just with pronouns in bio. mfs will drone strike the middle east to "protect our freedoms" like WTF are my freedoms doing over there, huh ?? just fucking admit its all about oil. also every fucking politician gets paid off by corporations to protect their interests so its not like the majority of politicans represent my interests. bernie was pretty based but i knew he wasn't going to win with the fucking state of america right now.

  • the lack of reading comprehension / analysis among people,,,
  • i have a theory that bad english classes and that one fucking tumblr post about how "omfg sometimes the curtains are just blue" made this problem way worse than it would otherwise. but seriously please do fucking critical analysis oh my fucking god. i don't even care what your conclusions are, but recognizing people have biases in what they write/make (and also just generally what they are trying to say) will 1) make you better at recognizing bigotry and 2) lead you to actually understand wtf people are saying omfg. i do think ppl just take shit no context for funzies tho.

  • whatever the FUCK happened to mall goth
  • mall goth was an insult for kiddies who bought all their shit from hot topic in the 2000s omfg. it wasn't just some offshoot of goth where u listened to nu metal. that was just popular among alternative teens at the time. also the internet (particularly tiktok -_-) bastardized the style. IT ISN'T STRIPY TIGHTS AND DEMONIAS OMFG. i don't absolutely hate the style bc it's kinda cute (not the best bc i am a modern styles hater) but jesus fucking christ stealing the name of mall goth ???? make up ur own fucking terms, fucknuts.

  • florescent lights / sunlight 2 an extent
  • i have horrendous light sensitivity that only got worse with the pandemic bc i don't go outside. i am actually a vampire irl

  • the daytime -_-
  • addon to last one but GAH the night is just so much more peaceful. sure im paranoid as fuck but no one bothers me and i can just work in peace.

  • centrism
  • centrism is the worst fucking "ideology". "oh but both sides are bad" actually, fun fact political theory is not the american government (or any other goverment really...) the two sides are not the fucking same or "as bad" man fuck you. all centrism does is side with the oppressor (which usually is fascist...) without getting the fucking backlash for it.

  • the right's obession with "cancel culture"
  • obviously the right are not the only ones who have this belief that cancel culture is bigger than it is, but they're the ones who never stfu about it. fun fact: CANCEL CULTURE IS NOT A REAL PROBLEM. It really isn't. the only people who really ever successfully get "cancelled" are nobodies or popular in left-leaning spaces (which ofc duh...). teenage twitter users complaining about how problematic an artist or whatever is does not seriously impact that person omfg. (not to say there are zero valid criticisms of cancel culture but like. if someone has any sort of institutional power like money or fame they are Uncancellable by virtue of that omfg.)

  • "class struggle is the most important/only struggle" fuckers
  • omg syxri attacks his side for once. anyway this is one of my top leftist (espec tankie...) pet peeves espec bc its almost always white (and probably cis) motherfuckers. like is classism real? yeah duh!! doesn't mean racism/transphobia/other bigotry aren't incredibly important struggles. especially racism. the fucking shit poor (white) people face is nothing compared to the way poc, particularly bipoc are fucking treated wtf

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