Life has always confused the hell out of Grimm. From teeth to the fact people expect him to actually remember things, life is fucking weird. So instead of dwelling on it 24/7, he just bumbles through life with a "fuck it all" attitude and some spaced-out vibes. He hasn't felt a sense of real time in years, which one could say is ironic due to the whole Time is Literally His Parent, but who really gives a fuck when you have no expiration date?
motherfuckers only a concept - aka he's an acenti. they're an ancient species who personify human concepts such as death, knowledge, etc. grimm is the death personificaton. (he finds this very funny considering he's married to the other main personification of death). Being an acenti is fun because it makes him hella hot! (basically he's a living heater) This personification also means he's a death god, so killing people is kinda his Thing. fun!
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This man's great. He absoutely vibes. Really wish he'd stop trapping me when he falls asleep though...
He's a absolute dumbass. I mean, he asked me what a color an orange was. An orange. Who fucking asks that? How do you not know the color of a goddamn orange?
When i first met him, I thought he was an asshole 'cause he kept flirting with me despite me practically telling him I like girls. Once I told him straight up I was a lesbian, I found out he was actually just oblivious. Now he's like, one of my best friends.